~HAIR~

This was my assignment for LAST week. Sorry I'm late, ladies...
I hate my hair.
Most of us do.
Women complain about their hair constantly.
All of us.
If it's curly, we wish it were straight.
If it's thick, we wish it were thin.
But what people don't realize is just how DANGEROUS hair can be.
I'm not exagerratting here.
Don't laugh, it's true.
I have EXTREMELY thick hair.
I call it "horse hair".
TONS of it.
I don't know how I have so much because it falls out constantly.
That's right people, just like a dog, I shed all year round....
There is MY hair on everything.
I mean, really, just stop and think about how much damage one hair can do!
You get a wonderful meal that your tummy has been patiently waiting for....
It looks YUMM-O.....
You lick your lips, pick up your fork, and BAM-----HAIR in your food.
Meal ruined.
Tummy pissed off.
Take today, for example.....
Sitting at work, coworker in my office....
ITCHY back. I mean SERIOUS itch.
Right in the middle.
Can't reach it.
Look like a hormonal monkey TRYING to reach it.
I put lotion on this morning! WTF.
Get home, take shirt off, HAIR stuck on my bra.
Do you see my point here, that ONE stupid hair ruined my ENTIRE day.
My hair is SO annoying, so thick and tough.
It could literally strangle a toddler if manipulated the right way!
My hair could MURDER someone and I wouldn't even know it!
Ok, so you get my point here.
Quit complaining about your hair and realize just how DANGEROUS this situation is.
I say that we all ban together, pull a Brittney and shave our heads.
All the men do it, so why can't we?
Good luck, and PLEASE be careful!